-Him: "You are so beautiful, where is your husband or boyfriend??
-Me: "He is right behind you, ready to stick his foot up your ass"!!
-Him: "I do not get paid from the tour company, I only get paid what you tip me".
-Me: "Hmmm, what do you think the tour company would say about that"???
-Him: "I can tell by looking at you , you have no religion".
-Me: "It must be my white skin and blonde hair that gave it away, or is it the American horns that are protruding from the top of my head"??
-Him: "The dessert is made with honey. Sweet honey...just like you."
-Me: "Actually I am quite bitter tasting, it has been a bad year"
-Him: "You are so sweet and I am a MAN who can show you all the ways"!!
-Me: "Really, I have been known to date younger men but 16 years old is not doing it for me"!
-Him: "I am looking for a foreign wife to share my bed with, I am done with the Egyptian woman"
-Me: "You are disgusting"
Him: "Egyptian men are like stallions in the bedroom, that is why all the women want to be with us"
Me: "I have never been interested in horses that way"
Him: "Hello beautiful, are you looking for me? (he laughs) Don't worry I am a married man".
Me: "Well that makes it all the better. At first I just thought you were a pig, now I just think you are a F****** Pig"!
Note:
1) I must confess that I NEVER replied with any of the above answers. However just having the thought to reply that way always made me laugh and rarely did I get offended or upset.
2) I will be adding more as the list continues...stay tuned!
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You go girl!! Hey there, Raquel shared your blog site with me. I've just been so busy with my PT student that I haven't had time to write. But I got a good laugh from your "him vs her" blog. I love reading about your travels. Keep them coming. Sounds like you are having the time of your life. Hope to see you in Hawaii when you return! Laural
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